Going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

A list of things about me that begin with the ninth letter of the English alphabet

• I am Jason Mills of no fame at all
• I write "stuff" mostly in Perl and Javascript
• I hang out on IRC on irc.perl.org or irc.isohunt.com as jmmills
• I have a gmail account as dex.pdx at gmail dot com
• I have a small business that provides hosted (and sometimes custom) telephony applications
• I recently started working for some guys in Canada
• I like cats but really wish I could have a dog
• I have been known to participate in these activities:
  • Play Blitz Chess
  • Black & White Photography
  • Ride a skateboard
  • Transport myself via fixed gear bicycle
  • Play all forms of billiards
  • Complain about things as though I were older than I am
  • Write music
  • Drink cheap beer and sing songs
• I have recently been attempting to contribute to CPAN and the Perl community at large, more.